Epic Place on Earth

Conversation between God and Angel when created the Planet.

-Angel:
“What have You just created, God?”

-God :
“Look, I’ve  just created a blue planet called Earth. It will be a wonderful planet that I ever create. In this planet, everything will happen in a balanced way”.

- Then God explained to the angel of the European Continent:

” In northern of Europe, I created a land full of opportunities and fun such as UK, Scotland and France. But in that area I also created bone-chilling cold. In southern of Europe, I created the rather-poor people, such as Spain and Portugal, with lots of sunlight, warm weather and exotic scenery in the Strait of Gibraltar.”

- The Angel pointing at an archipelago, shouting,
“So, what’s that, God?“

-God : “Ooo, that’s it, it’s Indonesia. The richest and the most beautiful country on this planet. There are millions of flora and fauna that I’ve created on there. There are millions of fresh fish in the sea that ready to harvest. There are lots of sunlight and rains. The people that I’ve created are all warm-hearted, helpful and colorful cultured. They are hard workers, ready to live as a simple and unpretentious people, and loves art. “

-Angel : “Eh, you said that every country will be created with a balance. Indonesia is all fine. So, where’s the balance, God?”

-God answers,
“Wait, until you see the idiots I put in the government.”

*hands crossed in front of chest, eyes closed, nodding*
agreed....

What's Yours?

Since I'm wearing Red right now, and I was born on September 30, my result is;
"I shot your grandma because I have AMAZING boobs."
err -_-#


Pick the month you were born.
Jan – I ate
Feb – I banged
Mar – I ran naked with
April – I smoked with

May – I ran shirtless with
June – I beat
July – I cuddled with
Aug – I needed
Sept – I shot
Oct – I shanked
Nov – I stabbed
Dec – I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on.
01 – my lover
02 – a dog
03 – homer
04 – A homo
05 – a condom
06 – A toothbrush
07 – a hippie
08 – a glass of milk
09 – a porn star
10 – Paris Hilton
11 – the trojan man
12 – a teletubby
13 – the kool-aid man
14 – some crack heads
15 – an easter egg
16 – a pot head
17 – a bum
18 – a stripper
19 – a horse
20 – a homeless guy
21 – a drink
22 – my best friend
23 – the cookie monster
24 – my boy friend
25 – a bowl of cereal
26 – a golf ball
27 – a bag of weed
28 – a french fry
29 – your mom
30 – your grandma
31 – a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing.
White – because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black – because I’m sexy like that
Pink – Because I’m good in bed
Red – because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because I’m gay
Gray – because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D’ s
Green – because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange – because I smoked crack
Turquoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue – because I’m a pimp
Shirtless – because I’ve got abs
Yellow – because I didn’t like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I’m a soldier boy/girl.

Beautiful...

Morning said,
The DEW is Beautiful…

Fish said,
The SEA is Beautiful…

 

Butterfly said,
The Flower is Beautiful…

 

 Evening said,
The STAR is Beautiful…

But,
JESUS said,
You are the most Beautiful, because you are precious on MY eyes…

Lemonade Joke

Life...

When LIFE gives you LEMON

Make Grape Juice !

Leave the World wondering..

How the Hell you did it..

Chocolate.

Chocolate.

Who am I to deny it??

Oh God..
 

I wish my future husband (cough-cough) can give me Chocolate everyday.

For chocolate’s lovers around the world (cough) did you know?
Chocolate contains phenylethylamine.

 

 

The same chemical your brain produces when you fall in love.

 

No LOVE Life?

EAT CHOCOLATES!!

MUAHAHAHAHA........

The Economy of a Country

The Economy of a Country isn’t only seen from the people’s income, but also the fate of its population who have died.

You can compare it!

DRACULA (England) wearing a luxurious suit, tidy hair, well educated, and live in a castle.

VAMPIRE (China) wearing a traditional royal dress, jewelry such as necklaces and jade, live at the temple / castle.

Nah…

KUNTIL ANAK (Indonesia, my own beloved country, sigh) wearing only a white dress, dark circle on their eyes because of lack of sleep, pale face from years of not eating, long hair unkempt, lived in an old warehouse / trees / dark alleys. And not to mention if we get to discuss about the Pocong, Tuyul, etc.

How poor our country..

Ahem... *cough hard*

We were given two hands to hold,

two legs to walk,

two eyes to see,

two ears to hear,

but why only one heart?

Because the other one was given to someone for us to find.
*cough*

Holy Grail

Jay-Z (feat. Justin Timberlake)


You take the clothes off my back
And I let you
You'd steal the food right out my mouth
And I watch you eat it
I still don't know why
Why I love you so much
Oh
You curse my name
In spite to put me to shame
Have my laundry in the streets
Dirty or clean
Give it up for fame
But I still don't know why
Why I love it so much
Yeah

And baby
It's amazing I'm in this maze with you
I just can't crack your code
One day you screaming you love me loud
The next day you're so cold
One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care
You're so unfair sipping from your cup
Till it runneth over, Holy Grail

Bleu told me to remind you niggas
Fuck that shit y’all talkin' about
I'm the nigga, caught up in all these lights and cameras
But look what that shit did to Hammer
God-damnit it I like it
The bright lights is enticing
But look what it did to Tyson
All that money in one night
30 mill for one fight
But soon as all the money blows, all the pigeons take flight
Fuck the fame, keep cheating on me
What I do, I took her back, fool me twice
That's my bad, I can't even blame her for that
Enough to make me wanna murder
Momma please just get my bail
I know nobody to blame
Kurt Cobain, I did it to myself

And we all just entertainers
And we're stupid, and contagious
Now we all just entertainers

And baby
It's amazing I'm in this maze with you
I just can't crack your code
One day you screaming you love me loud
The next day you're so cold
One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care
You're so unfair sipping from your cup
Till it runneth over, Holy Grail

Now I got tattoos on my body
Psycho bitches in my lobby
I got haters in the paper
Photo shoots with paparazzi
Can't even take my daughter for a walk
See them by the corner store
I feel like I'm cornered off
Enough is enough
I'm calling this off
Who the fuck I'm kidding though?
I'm getting high
Sitting low
Sliding by
In that big body
Curtains all in my window
This fame hurt
But this chain works
I think back
You asked the same person
If this is all you had to deal with
Nigga deal with
It, this shit ain't work
This light work
Camera snapping, my eyes hurt
Niggas dying back where I was birthed
Fuck your iris and IRS
Get the hell up off of your high horse
You got the shit that niggas die for
Dry yours
Why you mad
Take the good with the bad
Don't throw that baby out with the bath water
You're still alive
Still that nigga
Niggas you survived
You still getting bigger nigga
Living the life
Vanilla wafers
In a villa
Illest nigga alive
Michael Jackson's, Thriller

And baby
It's amazing I'm in this maze with you
I just can't crack your code
One day you screaming you love me loud
The next day you're so cold
One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care
You're so unfair sipping from your cup
Till it runneth over, Holy Grail

You get the air out my lungs whenever you need it
And you take the blade right out my heart just so you can watch me bleeding
I still don’t know why
Why I love you so much
Yeah
And you play this game in spite to drive me insane
I got it tattooed on my sleeve forever in ink with guess who’s name
But I still don't know why
Why I love it so much, yeah.

And baby
It's amazing I'm in this maze with you
I just can't crack your code
One day you screaming you love me loud
The next day you're so cold
One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care
You're so unfair sipping from your cup
Till it runneth over, Holy Grail

Don't know why...

Blood Type B

Badass Characters from Anime --> NARUTO with Blood Type B.
Is this mean I am also BADASS??
*cough*

The One & Only

天
上
天
下
唯
雅
独
尊
(read; Tenjou Tenka Yuiga Dokuson)










"I am the one and only. In heaven and on earth."

Japanese Comic a.k.a Manga

I've read lots of Manga which involve about teenagers love-life. Like, some romance story. I just have a question. ONE QUESTION.

DO ALL JAPANESE HOT DUDE LIKES CUTE GIRL??

To put it simple, WHY ON EARTH that question came across my mind.
SIMPLE.

I'm interested with East-Asia's dudes (Japanese, includes Korean, Chinese, & Taiwanese).
I'm one of those *cough* beautiful *cough* South-east Asia's dudine..

I swear I'm far from typical CUTE.
Eww.
I'm NOT this kind of girl -->

oh gosh, plz someone kill me now...


I'm this kind of girl...
Elegant. Cool. Careless.
Yeah I know...
SUE ME.

 

Like this, but not SLUTTY. 

I SWEAR!!!!!

PLZ LORD, have mercy on me :'(

Oh and I'm in a bad mood...
I LOST MY DRIVE LICENSE, 
HOW'S THAT?!
GO TO HELL.

Sigh....

This is how my life (this past few weeks, having holiday from my college, so no class) goes on...

Wake up.
Breakfast.
Shower.
Changing.
Off to work.
Sitting and facing the monitor of my PC.
Go back home.
Showering.
Changing.
Dinner.
Reading random books/e-books.
Sleeping.
Wake up again.
Breakfast again.
And it goes on and on and on....

Wishing there'll be days where I'll be happily enjoy a nice trip to somewhere relaxing, and for once not have to worry about thing or two of the outer life.

I sometimes do miss being a child again, not having to worry about what to wear for tomorrow, and magically awake on the bed in the morning when you do remember you slept on the couch last night, sigh...

When I was a cute-little-girl *cough*, I do wish to be an adult soon, because adults tend to have money and stuff.

I regret (kinda) now, sigh...




JUST KIDDING.

I'm happy tho.
I'm a happy-go-lucky girl after all.
I'm not a girl, nor a woman. I'm between.
Oh well, I just maybe choose to enjoy my teenager's life because when September end, I'm turning 20. And goodbye teenager~ I'm sure I'll missed you.

A friend of mine, she's in the same line as me, but I'm older than her for about 10 days I guess? If I'm not wrong, her birthday is on October the 10th, while me is on September the 30th. And now, I received a wedding invitation from her, the wed is on next week. Which I'm trying to say is, I'm older than her and yet I'm single from baby *joke* and her, about to get married net week.

Plz God give a boyfriend, muahahaha..... (joke)

Some Silly Convo

So I have this friend, her name is Lulu. She has admitted it that she wants to build some kind of Fan-Club of me, because based on what she said to me before, she happens to idolize me, she said she's my fan-girl, dafuq.

She is silly, tho. Don't miss-understand us, I'm as straight as an arrow. But Idk about her, cough. Muahahahaha.....

This is one of a lots of conversation I have on facebook between me and her, lol.
She s the best victim XD

Today's Word

If I can describe today with a Word,
I would write...

HILARIOUS.

Insomnia

It's almost 4 in the morning and I'm wide awake.
Insomnia kick in.
Sure Insomnia is now being a bitch.
I have to go to work at 8 am, and now I have to deal with insomnia.
I don't understand why I'm wide awake when it's dark, and sleepy when it's bright.

Am I a night-type?
Vampire?
I choose Zombie.
So I can eat the brain of a thing called Insomnia.

Okay, I don't understand what I write right now.
I'll force to sleep, I guess...
I love you!

DON'T QUIT, DO IT!

Tobacco Brands Still Relentless on Advertising in Indonesia.

"According to the World Health Organization, three of every four Indonesian children between the ages of 13 and 15 are exposed to cigarette ads on billboards and pro-tobacco messages at sporting events." -source; The Jakarta Globe

The ads is awesome!
LOL.

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Food is Shit.

Food is Shit.
I tell you.

Food --> Mouth --> Esophagus --> Stomach --> Small intestine --> Pancreas --> Liver --> Gallbladder --> Colon (large intestine) --> Rectum --> Anus --> Shit.

You don't say....

Beautiful Creature on Earth

How to keep you writing on Blog?

As the title above, how to keep me writing on my blog?
Let's just pretend that you have a stalker and wants to know about you.
And he/she is your future husband/wife.

Bahahaha....

I feel stupid XD (I am XD)

So, pretend that he wants to know you,
And you also wants to tell him/her how's your life,
Without him/her need to worry by being a little stalker,
And without you to worry if you want the stalker to know all about you.

You get it?!
If you wonder what the heck was that all about,
Or you don't understand what I was talking about,
Don't worry, don't bother it.
Cz neither am I understand what I was writing above XD

Thank you and I love you.

Best regards,
Kim Londais.
Future Lawyer, bahahaha.....

My Name...

My parents are badass!!

Me & Photoshop

I've been in love with editing or making some art stuff,
which I uploaded it on my deviantart's account. 

This is one of them -->

How is it? :>

FOOD

Food is my life. 
Without it, I am nothing but a hungry pile of shit; 
which doesn't make sense when I think about it 
because in order to have shit, 
you must have food. 
And I have no food. 
Pfft. 
Something better cheer me up now or I swear –


 FIN.

BolaBola

Bola, is my pet.
Bola is Ball in Bahasa :>

Family Gathering.

Went to some restaurant downtown with family on Sunday.

This was one of my favorite thing I've tasted;

Bless me!
Hallelujah!!
X-)

UEFA Champions League

I'm in love with a team from England, Manchester United.
Oh well, me being a smart-a$$, without explaining it, people already knew from my background, lol
Congratulation for became the winner of the Barclays Championship :>

And too bad for the Spain team, failed on the semi-final (Barca & Real Madrid).
And congratulation to German's team (Bayern & Dortmund)!

Bundes League is the BEST, and dayum, their players are all tall D:
BADASS!!

X>

Today's Snack

I just return office, from mini market...
It's 12, lunch time.

Again, I bought Ice Cream...
This is what I've got...

 

This is just like the last time I bought the Ice cream!!

THIS IS MIGHT BE SOME SORT OF CONSPIRACY BETWEEN WALL'S AND CAMPINA!!!

WAHAHAHA ._.

Just kidding...

Forget about it ^^;

Actually I just want to find some topic to put it on my blog to keep this blog alive ._.

*hugs* *kisses*

I also bought this...

Pepsi....
I love Colaaaaa......

This is also,
Sticks with Ballado Flavor..
Very yummy!

Silver Queen....
I also love Chocolate <3

ever E 250.
I swear this is not a snack.
This is some sort of food supplements or something.
For my skin's shake.

 

That's it.....