Joke of the day~

Teacher : "Give us an example of a big animal."
*Every students raised their hands*
Teacher : "You?"
Student A : "Elephant!"
Teacher : "Good. You?"
Student B : "Donkey!"
Teacher : "Good. You?"
Student C : "Goliath!"
Teacher : "Goliath is not an animal. You."
Student D : "Big fish."
Teacher : *Confused* "Which fish?"
Student D : "Big fish which swallowed uncle Jonah."
*All students laughed.*
Teacher : "Who told you that?"
Student D : "My uncle told me that the big fish swallowed uncle Jonah."
Teacher : "Anyway what did your uncle knew?"
Student D : "But that's in the Bible..."
Teacher : "Shut up!"
*All students were silent."
Teacher : "Listen. I taught Biology. There is no way a whale can swallow a human being. Because it has a small throat."
Student D : "Anyway, you are my teacher. You know better. When I go to heaven, I will ask uncle Jonah."
Teacher : "And what if your uncle Jonah is not in heaven?"
Student : "Either way, when you go to hell, you ask him."

Still Fighting

We are still fighting together, for real...

I thought it was over. As I was giving up on this relationship when he suddenly looked after me and wanted us to work it out again.

I hope he is the one... Because I will be disappointed if it's not... We have been through so much, ups and downs...

I give this relationship entirely to my Lord, Jesus Christ.

No Idea...

I thought this was my last fight.

Been through so much ups and downs with him and I don't know if this is my last and final fight with him or not.

*LONG SIGH*

Happy February 29th!!

Today is such a special day! February gives an extra day, the 29th!!
Here is a cute doodle from Google --> https://g.co/doodle/7bjt2c
Happy birthday to those who are celebrating their birthday once every four years!

Here's the song for you. I hope you enjoy~

Ps. The song is not related in any aspect with the leap year. I just like the song, pfft.