Joke of the day~

Teacher : "Give us an example of a big animal."
*Every students raised their hands*
Teacher : "You?"
Student A : "Elephant!"
Teacher : "Good. You?"
Student B : "Donkey!"
Teacher : "Good. You?"
Student C : "Goliath!"
Teacher : "Goliath is not an animal. You."
Student D : "Big fish."
Teacher : *Confused* "Which fish?"
Student D : "Big fish which swallowed uncle Jonah."
*All students laughed.*
Teacher : "Who told you that?"
Student D : "My uncle told me that the big fish swallowed uncle Jonah."
Teacher : "Anyway what did your uncle knew?"
Student D : "But that's in the Bible..."
Teacher : "Shut up!"
*All students were silent."
Teacher : "Listen. I taught Biology. There is no way a whale can swallow a human being. Because it has a small throat."
Student D : "Anyway, you are my teacher. You know better. When I go to heaven, I will ask uncle Jonah."
Teacher : "And what if your uncle Jonah is not in heaven?"
Student : "Either way, when you go to hell, you ask him."