Epic Place on Earth

Conversation between God and Angel when created the Planet.

-Angel:
“What have You just created, God?”

-God :
“Look, I’ve  just created a blue planet called Earth. It will be a wonderful planet that I ever create. In this planet, everything will happen in a balanced way”.

- Then God explained to the angel of the European Continent:

” In northern of Europe, I created a land full of opportunities and fun such as UK, Scotland and France. But in that area I also created bone-chilling cold. In southern of Europe, I created the rather-poor people, such as Spain and Portugal, with lots of sunlight, warm weather and exotic scenery in the Strait of Gibraltar.”

- The Angel pointing at an archipelago, shouting,
“So, what’s that, God?“

-God : “Ooo, that’s it, it’s Indonesia. The richest and the most beautiful country on this planet. There are millions of flora and fauna that I’ve created on there. There are millions of fresh fish in the sea that ready to harvest. There are lots of sunlight and rains. The people that I’ve created are all warm-hearted, helpful and colorful cultured. They are hard workers, ready to live as a simple and unpretentious people, and loves art. “

-Angel : “Eh, you said that every country will be created with a balance. Indonesia is all fine. So, where’s the balance, God?”

-God answers,
“Wait, until you see the idiots I put in the government.”

*hands crossed in front of chest, eyes closed, nodding*
agreed....

What's Yours?

Since I'm wearing Red right now, and I was born on September 30, my result is;
"I shot your grandma because I have AMAZING boobs."
err -_-#


Pick the month you were born.
Jan – I ate
Feb – I banged
Mar – I ran naked with
April – I smoked with

May – I ran shirtless with
June – I beat
July – I cuddled with
Aug – I needed
Sept – I shot
Oct – I shanked
Nov – I stabbed
Dec – I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on.
01 – my lover
02 – a dog
03 – homer
04 – A homo
05 – a condom
06 – A toothbrush
07 – a hippie
08 – a glass of milk
09 – a porn star
10 – Paris Hilton
11 – the trojan man
12 – a teletubby
13 – the kool-aid man
14 – some crack heads
15 – an easter egg
16 – a pot head
17 – a bum
18 – a stripper
19 – a horse
20 – a homeless guy
21 – a drink
22 – my best friend
23 – the cookie monster
24 – my boy friend
25 – a bowl of cereal
26 – a golf ball
27 – a bag of weed
28 – a french fry
29 – your mom
30 – your grandma
31 – a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing.
White – because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black – because I’m sexy like that
Pink – Because I’m good in bed
Red – because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because I’m gay
Gray – because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D’ s
Green – because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange – because I smoked crack
Turquoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue – because I’m a pimp
Shirtless – because I’ve got abs
Yellow – because I didn’t like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I’m a soldier boy/girl.

Beautiful...

Morning said,
The DEW is Beautiful…

Fish said,
The SEA is Beautiful…

 

Butterfly said,
The Flower is Beautiful…

 

 Evening said,
The STAR is Beautiful…

But,
JESUS said,
You are the most Beautiful, because you are precious on MY eyes…

Lemonade Joke

Life...

When LIFE gives you LEMON

Make Grape Juice !

Leave the World wondering..

How the Hell you did it..

Chocolate.

Chocolate.

Who am I to deny it??

Oh God..
 

I wish my future husband (cough-cough) can give me Chocolate everyday.

For chocolate’s lovers around the world (cough) did you know?
Chocolate contains phenylethylamine.

 

 

The same chemical your brain produces when you fall in love.

 

No LOVE Life?

EAT CHOCOLATES!!

MUAHAHAHAHA........

The Economy of a Country

The Economy of a Country isn’t only seen from the people’s income, but also the fate of its population who have died.

You can compare it!

DRACULA (England) wearing a luxurious suit, tidy hair, well educated, and live in a castle.

VAMPIRE (China) wearing a traditional royal dress, jewelry such as necklaces and jade, live at the temple / castle.

Nah…

KUNTIL ANAK (Indonesia, my own beloved country, sigh) wearing only a white dress, dark circle on their eyes because of lack of sleep, pale face from years of not eating, long hair unkempt, lived in an old warehouse / trees / dark alleys. And not to mention if we get to discuss about the Pocong, Tuyul, etc.

How poor our country..

Ahem... *cough hard*

We were given two hands to hold,

two legs to walk,

two eyes to see,

two ears to hear,

but why only one heart?

Because the other one was given to someone for us to find.
*cough*

Holy Grail

Jay-Z (feat. Justin Timberlake)


You take the clothes off my back
And I let you
You'd steal the food right out my mouth
And I watch you eat it
I still don't know why
Why I love you so much
Oh
You curse my name
In spite to put me to shame
Have my laundry in the streets
Dirty or clean
Give it up for fame
But I still don't know why
Why I love it so much
Yeah

And baby
It's amazing I'm in this maze with you
I just can't crack your code
One day you screaming you love me loud
The next day you're so cold
One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care
You're so unfair sipping from your cup
Till it runneth over, Holy Grail

Bleu told me to remind you niggas
Fuck that shit y’all talkin' about
I'm the nigga, caught up in all these lights and cameras
But look what that shit did to Hammer
God-damnit it I like it
The bright lights is enticing
But look what it did to Tyson
All that money in one night
30 mill for one fight
But soon as all the money blows, all the pigeons take flight
Fuck the fame, keep cheating on me
What I do, I took her back, fool me twice
That's my bad, I can't even blame her for that
Enough to make me wanna murder
Momma please just get my bail
I know nobody to blame
Kurt Cobain, I did it to myself

And we all just entertainers
And we're stupid, and contagious
Now we all just entertainers

And baby
It's amazing I'm in this maze with you
I just can't crack your code
One day you screaming you love me loud
The next day you're so cold
One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care
You're so unfair sipping from your cup
Till it runneth over, Holy Grail

Now I got tattoos on my body
Psycho bitches in my lobby
I got haters in the paper
Photo shoots with paparazzi
Can't even take my daughter for a walk
See them by the corner store
I feel like I'm cornered off
Enough is enough
I'm calling this off
Who the fuck I'm kidding though?
I'm getting high
Sitting low
Sliding by
In that big body
Curtains all in my window
This fame hurt
But this chain works
I think back
You asked the same person
If this is all you had to deal with
Nigga deal with
It, this shit ain't work
This light work
Camera snapping, my eyes hurt
Niggas dying back where I was birthed
Fuck your iris and IRS
Get the hell up off of your high horse
You got the shit that niggas die for
Dry yours
Why you mad
Take the good with the bad
Don't throw that baby out with the bath water
You're still alive
Still that nigga
Niggas you survived
You still getting bigger nigga
Living the life
Vanilla wafers
In a villa
Illest nigga alive
Michael Jackson's, Thriller

And baby
It's amazing I'm in this maze with you
I just can't crack your code
One day you screaming you love me loud
The next day you're so cold
One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care
You're so unfair sipping from your cup
Till it runneth over, Holy Grail

You get the air out my lungs whenever you need it
And you take the blade right out my heart just so you can watch me bleeding
I still don’t know why
Why I love you so much
Yeah
And you play this game in spite to drive me insane
I got it tattooed on my sleeve forever in ink with guess who’s name
But I still don't know why
Why I love it so much, yeah.

And baby
It's amazing I'm in this maze with you
I just can't crack your code
One day you screaming you love me loud
The next day you're so cold
One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care
You're so unfair sipping from your cup
Till it runneth over, Holy Grail

Don't know why...

Blood Type B

Badass Characters from Anime --> NARUTO with Blood Type B.
Is this mean I am also BADASS??
*cough*

The One & Only

天
上
天
下
唯
雅
独
尊
(read; Tenjou Tenka Yuiga Dokuson)










"I am the one and only. In heaven and on earth."

Japanese Comic a.k.a Manga

I've read lots of Manga which involve about teenagers love-life. Like, some romance story. I just have a question. ONE QUESTION.

DO ALL JAPANESE HOT DUDE LIKES CUTE GIRL??

To put it simple, WHY ON EARTH that question came across my mind.
SIMPLE.

I'm interested with East-Asia's dudes (Japanese, includes Korean, Chinese, & Taiwanese).
I'm one of those *cough* beautiful *cough* South-east Asia's dudine..

I swear I'm far from typical CUTE.
Eww.
I'm NOT this kind of girl -->

oh gosh, plz someone kill me now...


I'm this kind of girl...
Elegant. Cool. Careless.
Yeah I know...
SUE ME.

 

Like this, but not SLUTTY. 

I SWEAR!!!!!

PLZ LORD, have mercy on me :'(

Oh and I'm in a bad mood...
I LOST MY DRIVE LICENSE, 
HOW'S THAT?!
GO TO HELL.