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Reason Y I Love Dog;

1. A Dog will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section.

2. A Dog will make you a fool of himself simply for the joy seeing you laugh.

3. A Dog will eat whatever you put in front of him. He never says that it's not as good when his mother made it.

4. A Dog is always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long as you want and wherever you want to go.

5. A Dog will never touch the remote, doesn't give a damn about football, and will happily watch romantic movies with you.

6. A Dog is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet. And you can put on him on the floor when he snores.

7. A Dog never criticizes your job, and he doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old. He behaves as if every word you say is brilliant, and he loves you unconditionally - perpetually.

On the other hand...

...If you want someone who never comes home when called, ignores you when you are arrive home, walks all over you, runs around at night only coming home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your existence is solely to ensure his happiness... 

Get A Cat!

Seriously,

I don't really love CAT.